MISTER!!!

this is the phrase used when the mister mister lady jumps on the bonnet of Happy Gilmoures car....! it is also used when anyone jumps on a car bonnet.

Vixster: look annie BOOMER
annie: (jumps on bonnet) MISTER!!!

by Rwolbic May 10, 2005

Mister

Calling someone Mister or Mr in text or convo is a way of flirting or showing flirtation towards them in a playful way.

Hey Mister, what are you doing tonight?

This is a very flirtatious statement.

by Truth setter April 22, 2018

mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.

"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Mister

Mister Is a smart, loving, trustworthy, handsome, ladies man. He is very outgoing and is not scared of anything. All the girls like him in some strong way. He has strong hates for many people but also strong loves😘😙. If a mister likes someone, he will 80% od the time get the gurl. A mister is the bae everyone wants.😘

Gurl 1:You see that nice guy over there.
Gurl 2: yes he MUST be a Mister

by Lolmisterhere May 26, 2018

Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)

When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.

by infinate March 14, 2010

mister

something that blows mist

there are misters in line at six flags

by ~Jason~ May 24, 2004