mister

The male counterpart of a mistress.

Friend 1: He's a fine piece of ass!
Friend 2: If I were married, he'd so be my mister!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

smote

Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!

by NatVé November 14, 2006