Mother I'd Like to Go Down On; an older woman - a cougar or splosher - who you really want to eat out
by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILGDO mug.Poorly constructed Mexican knock-offs of large and strong American dildos. Can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some "factory testing" before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. Inferior-quality dildos will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the vagina or anus.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
Just stick to American made dildos from mom & pop sex shops and you should be OK.
by JMouseguy November 21, 2011
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MILGDO • mildo • milkdog • Milado • migdoel • migdog • mildoaoa • MILDOLYN • mildo madness • mildophile
by Rhino, Raptor, Dee June 2, 2010
Get the mildoaoa mug.The result of drinking way too much Miller Light the night before and having to shit out your brains in the morning.
(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
(Contains more water than the Bud Mud.) Use caution when mixing with Mac-D's or Wendys, may cause birth defect, liver damage, and in serious cases may be life threating, Consult your docter if the mildo masdness lasts longer than 24 hours.
Yo, mondo you get the mildo madness this morning...
yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
yah I used half the roll this morning... fuck Miller Light.
by Balls McLongCock December 31, 2006
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Get the childo mildo mug.An attempt to pass off incorrect usage or misspelling of a word or phrase as slang unique to one's own region. Most frequently used when the two people conversing do not live in close proximity to one another.
"You're a real donkie, you know that, Taylor?"
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."
"Donkie? You mean, 'donkey'."
"No, I mean donkie. We say it all the time in Ontario, though I wouldn't expect you to know that."
"Mm. Well, Hannah is from Ontario and she's never used it before."
"Oh yeah? Hannah is from Toronto. We only use it in Scarborough."
by RaspberryFoxtrot September 7, 2005
Get the Mildorism mug.Crazy ass asian who strongly believes hes black. They are often wealthy, intelligent, outgoing, hilarious and always plays video games. Always there to tell a funny story and everyone likes him even though he acts very...very racist. He will do anything you tell him to. (SEX SLAVERY) Will also talk about his small penis and creep out girls
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