milfhunter
A guy who likes to have sex with an older woman. MILF is the abbreviation of "mom I'd like to fuck" so he hunts
moms who he would like to fuck.
moms who he would like to fuck.
milfhunter by Biker February 21, 2006
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milfhunter
A foot shooting male who glamorizes his demonizer BASED on age (older women) while demonizing his own gender BASED on age.
He calls older males who seduce young college girls "predatory dirty old men" then calls himself a "hunter". He glamorizes the being who will call him "pervert, predator, dirty old man" when he becomes a sugardaddy as his polarity shifts downwards towards women younger than him.... An inevitability since 90% of males marry and few marry someone older than them.
He rewards women's age based demonization of him with age based glamorization while the rest of males marry females younger than us because.... F that double standard. Its a HUGE turn off.
He calls older males who seduce young college girls "predatory dirty old men" then calls himself a "hunter". He glamorizes the being who will call him "pervert, predator, dirty old man" when he becomes a sugardaddy as his polarity shifts downwards towards women younger than him.... An inevitability since 90% of males marry and few marry someone older than them.
He rewards women's age based demonization of him with age based glamorization while the rest of males marry females younger than us because.... F that double standard. Its a HUGE turn off.
"when I was 22 I was a milfhunter. I loved a 40 year old woman. I gave 4 yaers of my life to her. Then I turned 40 and young women because the mysterious woman and I met Sherry who was 22. The milfs i once glamorized.... descended upon us with their standard vicious labels 'you pervert predator dirty old man she can be your daughter. How dare you catch up on the youth we took from you DIRTY OLD MAN. You sick creepy old man'. They told her I was "dangerous" just because I was 40. That's what the milfs I glamorized did to endless 10000s of boytoys of the past. Thats when I realized who milf REALLY IS (my demonizer). And I realized who I really was all along (a sucker). NOWWW i get it."
milfhunter by gloonie roonie November 10, 2008
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Dirty milfhunter by Colt Hernandez April 20, 2020
mindhunter the profiler
Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
No one knows why he does this.
He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.
mindhunter the profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 16, 2022
Mindhunter Profiler
Mindhunter Profiler
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”
No one knows why he does this.
Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.
Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.
There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider
He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!
Mindhunter Profiler by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 14, 2022
Milf Hunter
A man who carries out the art of slamming woman who have had one or more children.
Not to be confused with the fat wanker with a goatee who bones chicks that are paid and unlikely to actually be mothers, they are just loose as.
A milf hunter is noble in his cause, making sure he only roots milfs, maybe even buying the kiddies a little treat for them being so cool about their mother being spread-eagled.
Not to be confused with the fat wanker with a goatee who bones chicks that are paid and unlikely to actually be mothers, they are just loose as.
A milf hunter is noble in his cause, making sure he only roots milfs, maybe even buying the kiddies a little treat for them being so cool about their mother being spread-eagled.
Milf Hunter by macs11 April 22, 2009
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