MIBTM 

From the T.V show Get Smart, character Maxwell Smart used this line frequently in a self-deprecating way, indicating a miss at something that should have been obvious.

Quote: "Jimmy Carter was that President who played the saxophone"

Response: /MIBTM

MIBTM by McStinky April 19, 2008

MILTMSLT 

mother i'd like to make sweet love to

your mom is a miltmslt

MILTMSLT by Jonny Santiago June 22, 2009

MITMAF 

An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.

Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

MITMAF

MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023

mitmop 

crack that has a bad aftertaste, and isnt very strong

i just paid you for mitmop.

mitmop by ann chumima November 28, 2012

Brian Mittman 

A well-respected and well-known lawyer who lives in NYC and studies the Triangle Factory Fire. He often has over 70 lovers each week. He is known for constantly radiating swagger, pimp-ness, and the ability to please a woman the way no other man can. He is known as a figure who is combined between Chuck Norris and Chairman Mao. Apparently upon first sight, one can cry from His glorious golden skin and His luxurious flowing hair. He is too godly to have a picture shown here, but looking Him up is encouraged. When someone references Brian Bittman, it is the highest comparison possible. One would be comparing something to an untamed God that nobody can control or tell what to do. Many songs have been written about His glory and knowledge

Person 1: "OMG Katniss Everdeen is such a Brian Mittman!"
Person 2: "I disagree. No mere mortal can compare to the lionlike prowess that Brian Mittman's soul possesses."
Person 1: "You're right, now let's go stare at a picture of Him for 2 hours"
Person 2: "Better make that 5."

Brian Mittman by LapisLazuli22 January 31, 2015

Mibmob 

Noises or words uttured by an idoit that are completely incomprehensible

What the hell is Bob saying it just doesn't make sence, sounds like he's got a an attack of the 'Mibmobs'

Mibmob by Bimblam December 29, 2007

MILTMSLT 

Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To - inspired by the the film The Rocker.

guy: are you familiar with the term 'MILF'?"

*she nods*

guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."

mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."

MILTMSLT by FayeeElizabeth March 28, 2009