MEURKED

really drunk off your ass

i was fuking meurked in cancun this summer.

by your daddy's July 12, 2006

Merked

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

murked

comes from "merc" (pronounced "murk") short for mercenary.

To be killed, murdered, or otherwise mercilessly and overwhelmingly defeated or put down. (well executed and without struggle, the way a pro mercenary would do it.)

Became popular in early 2000's. Also spelled "merc", "merk", and "merked."

"He murked that quarterback! No mercy. He ain't getting up from that one."

"Did you see that fight? He murked that boy with one hit!"

"Don't even think of challenging him, man. He'll murk you before you can even reload. You got no chance."

by sunadajae January 23, 2014

Murkedd

Twitch Streamer. Famous for variety gaming, variety sleeping and variety eating jelly beans. Hates everything other people love, like Halo, Chocolate, or having fun. Rhymes with "Scuffed", which is instead the definition of his streams.

"Did you watch Murkedd's stream yesterday?" "Yeah, I was banned 52 times in 2 hours and I witnessed the free hour of light his moderators had, so it was nice."

"What do you think of Murkedd?" "You mean my dad?"

by Italian Dan October 15, 2021

murked out

when an vehicle features black (especially matte black finish) paint, black rims, and darkened windows. See also, "black on black on black"

That ride is so murked out you can't even see it.

by mooshooskinny June 30, 2014

merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

murked

To be badly defeated at something

I got murked by that dude in the race. His car is like 100mph faster than mine.

by Logik June 21, 2004