meat packer

someone who packs meat in his mouth/ass.

"look at that fag, he's a total meat packer"

by some12367 September 29, 2007

meat packer

a male who rides their friend's dick not stop to gain his acceptance. A kiss ass friend.

Guy 1: Last night ol boy was riding all on wadshisnames dick.
Guy 2: I know I saw him he such a meat packer!

by Mistah.Izzo February 23, 2009

meat packer

a real big penis/dick

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

MEAT-PACKER

A Meat-Packer is a young Brazilian boy named Caio.

Caio was called a Meat-Packer after getting caught in Brandons taint hole.

by MeatBoyufgdfs April 21, 2018

madtown meat packer

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.

My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Arby's meat packer

When one partner takes the secret menu item from Arby's known as the meat mountain, and continues to cram it in their partners anus, continually packing it with his penis or his/her penis shaped object. The "cramee" then use his or her anus muscles to lay the mangled meat mountain in the other partners mouth.

That Arby's meat packer sure was delicious

by perphurdle May 2, 2018

Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020