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Marquand 

Better dining hall on the Northfield campus of NMH. Also a dorm full of horrible girls, (Marquand Girls), who are mostly all vegan.
"Hey, it's Donut Day in Marquand!"
Marquand by Hogger April 9, 2005
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Marquand 

v. - Everyone gets Marquanded now & then. To Marquand someone is to fuck the Marquandee out of a job, position or girlfriend and replace him with an inferior hack, poseur, or dickless mung baby AKA the Marquand. The result causes many great harm and/or diarrheal cramps.

Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
I got Marquanded when I found out my ex had a 3-way with Paul Ruebens & Pauly Shore. The thought of this gave everyone I told severe diarrheal cramps.

That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
Marquand by Charlie Korsmo February 23, 2005

MARQUAND 

MARQUAND DICK SMALL ASF
MARQUAND by Dvssfhhcx February 6, 2019
Marquan is a species of creature gifted with the capabilities to exceed the standards of those within their habit. They are skilled artisans with a knack for the creative endeavors of life. At times they may appear to be childish and goofy, yet they are dark and secretive, alongside being gifted I'm sexual activity. They are practically Demi-gods
The marquan is godly in many manners.

Bridget Marquardt 

The third of Hugh Hefner's three main girls, Bridget is also on the Girls Next Door. Known for her outrageous costumes/outfits, and her love for her cat, Gizmo, and dog, Wednesday, Bridget is the girliest of all. She loves horror movies and Halloween.

(Bridget is no longer living in the Playboy Mansion).
Bridget Marquardt to Hef: "Hiiii honeeeyyyyy!"
Bridget Marquardt by fraaaankieeee February 5, 2009
A dude with the hugest dick known to man he's black he get hella bitches he's a good kisser and he can please any woman plus he hangs with a gay guy named Kayden
Aye marquan has the best dick girl let me tell you about it
Marquan by Chungue the god February 16, 2019
The realist nigga ever , got a big dick n is a good kisser . Is black so he is cool too.
Marquan is super cute .
Marquan by RR23 January 24, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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