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Marquand 

v. - Everyone gets Marquanded now & then. To Marquand someone is to fuck the Marquandee out of a job, position or girlfriend and replace him with an inferior hack, poseur, or dickless mung baby AKA the Marquand. The result causes many great harm and/or diarrheal cramps.

Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
I got Marquanded when I found out my ex had a 3-way with Paul Ruebens & Pauly Shore. The thought of this gave everyone I told severe diarrheal cramps.

That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
Marquand by Charlie Korsmo February 23, 2005

MARQUAND 

MARQUAND DICK SMALL ASF
MARQUAND by Dvssfhhcx February 6, 2019
Marquan is a species of creature gifted with the capabilities to exceed the standards of those within their habit. They are skilled artisans with a knack for the creative endeavors of life. At times they may appear to be childish and goofy, yet they are dark and secretive, alongside being gifted I'm sexual activity. They are practically Demi-gods
The marquan is godly in many manners.

Bridget Marquardt 

The third of Hugh Hefner's three main girls, Bridget is also on the Girls Next Door. Known for her outrageous costumes/outfits, and her love for her cat, Gizmo, and dog, Wednesday, Bridget is the girliest of all. She loves horror movies and Halloween.

(Bridget is no longer living in the Playboy Mansion).
Bridget Marquardt to Hef: "Hiiii honeeeyyyyy!"
Bridget Marquardt by fraaaankieeee February 5, 2009
A dude with the hugest dick known to man he's black he get hella bitches he's a good kisser and he can please any woman plus he hangs with a gay guy named Kayden
Aye marquan has the best dick girl let me tell you about it
Marquan by Chungue the god February 16, 2019
The realist nigga ever , got a big dick n is a good kisser . Is black so he is cool too.
Marquan is super cute .
Marquan by RR23 January 24, 2015
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