A lovable person. Love to care about his friends and family. A man who could treat his girlfriend right. He could spend anything just to make the girl she love, love him back. Attractive person. He is humble too.
The most kindest and sweetest girl you will ever meet. She will be the craziest and funnest person you'll ever meet. Usually a blonde, but are much more beautiful as a brunette . If you ever need advice or just someone to talk to, talk to Marandy, you won’t regret it. If you ever meet a Marandy be sure to say hi because you won't regret it in the future. Oh and did I mention Marandy would make a wonderful girlfriend :)
Guy 1: Did you see that girl over there, she’s fine like white wine.
Guy 2: Yea, that’s Marandy!
v. - Everyone gets Marquanded now & then. To Marquand someone is to fuck the Marquandee out of a job, position or girlfriend and replace him with an inferior hack, poseur, or dickless mung baby AKA the Marquand. The result causes many great harm and/or diarrheal cramps.
Origin: May or may not be referring to Richard Marquand who replaced Steven Spielberg as director of Return of the Jedi after the fucking unions Marquanded Steve. The resulting movie gave many diarrheal cramps.
I got Marquanded when I found out my ex had a 3-way with Paul Ruebens & Pauly Shore. The thought of this gave everyone I told severe diarrheal cramps.
That poor Jones family. They got Marquanded when the factory relocated to Mexico for cheaper wages. They had to eat canned beans for a week, which gave them many diarrheal cramps.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.