Marquardt
The master race.
Marquardt by Not a marquardt October 23, 2018
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Marquardt
The epitome of dick. One who plays Neopets and acts like he rules the world because he has some super expensive item that he obtained unfairly. He has a posse of girls, most of whom became his friend AFTER he obtained this rare item (most of whom are also ugly/bitches). If you ever come across a Marquardt or Monophyte on Neopets, well...let's just say that you should run far, far away. He will only make you do degrading things. Don't give him the attention he so desires.
Marquardt: No example can adequately convey how much of an ugly dick this kind of person really is.
All you have to do is read the last name to understand that he is a smelly fart.
All you have to do is read the last name to understand that he is a smelly fart.
Marquardt by I regret meeting a Marquardt July 25, 2010
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Marquardt Missile
Knocking out your opponent with a right hook overtop the incoming left. Causing the opponent to spin into the air and land facing the opposite direction facedown.
Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.
Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.
Did you see that? Marquardt just dropped him. He was completely in the air. That was like the Marquardt Missile.
Marquardt Missile by Josh "The Canadian" Rivers September 5, 2009
Bridget Marquardt
The third of Hugh Hefner's three main girls, Bridget is also on the Girls Next Door. Known for her outrageous costumes/outfits, and her love for her cat, Gizmo, and dog, Wednesday, Bridget is the girliest of all. She loves horror movies and Halloween.
(Bridget is no longer living in the Playboy Mansion).
(Bridget is no longer living in the Playboy Mansion).
Bridget Marquardt by fraaaankieeee February 5, 2009
Mason Marquardt
A big booty piece of machinery. 100% of its body is sheer muscle. There is literally no chance of defeating this beast of a being. Extremely attractive. All the girls want it but none can have it.
“I saw a Mason Marquardt the other day; I looked it and I felt a deep loving connection, but also an intense sense of fear”
Mason Marquardt by Pt Cruiser Hater July 15, 2021