MAGA-ritaville

MAGA-ritaville — Another name for Florida — with apologies to the late, great Jimmy Buffet.

Some people claim that DeSanis it to blame

but if he had your vote

Well — it could be your fault.

Civil Rights and the right to be human are just wasting away in MAGA-ritaville.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 3, 2023

Margaritaville

1. Jimmy Buffet song that is the framework definition for what a beach front vacation paradise should be.

2. Term coined by bored individual (e.g. the Author) as the ulitmate getaway paradise.

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville."

"Some day, I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll spend the rest of our decadent, happy lives in Margaritaville."

by Gunslave May 3, 2003

Margaritaville Theory

This theory states that if a middle-aged man has too much laid-back fun he ceases to exist.

Not sure where my dad went. My mom said to look up margaritaville theory

by forexchampion March 23, 2020

magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas

. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

by Fatass February 21, 2003

Margaritaville

A horny bitch who thrives on crisis and won't listen to reason.
DBC
meth lab
fresh batteries

Tell that sumbitch to eff off, Margaritaville, and think about your children.

by traditional December 15, 2003

Margaritaville

Miserable failure on every level of life. Would rather live off welfare and live in a drug den than make a decent wage and teach children the right path.

Go to school, get a job, don't be a looser like Margaritaville

by FreeDBCNow December 15, 2003

magaritaville

place of many liguiors

me and joel got drunk at the magaritaville

by kerpal February 21, 2003