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o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

Anela (last name probably with a V,M,T,L,R,S) 

Anela is a very beautiful girl and the best girlfriend, cousin, bestfriend, wife, friend, sister, mom, grandma… etc. she has long dark wavy hair but don't get confused because Anela loves to dye her hair different colors. Anela has big beautiful eyes and long eyelashes she likes to wear glasses but has good eyesight. Anela is a very playful person and loves to go out. Anela hate when they have to text first btw she loves it when someone texts her first, because it will inform her if you really have interest in her. If you do ever find yourself an Anela you wont have to worry about her finding interest in other guys because she doesn’t feel comfortable talking to multiple guys just incase things get serious with one. Anela is not a extrovert nor introvert but she loves to keep to herself and not get into any drama and if you do get to know an Anela she is funny, smart, pretty, and a great person overall. Never let go of an Anela especially if her star signs a Leo!
Person: hey, do you know Anela (last name probably with a V,M,T,L,R,S)
Other Person: No, but I think I’ve seen her around. I’ve never talked to her but she seems really cool and I want to get to know her.
Person: Yeah! Anela is pretty cool, just follow her on instagram.
Other Person: alright bet imma slide in her dms lol

V.A.I.M.S. 

An abbreviation for verbal abuse being what you're good at since that sounds bad being said in public- (verbal abuse is my specialty) can be used if said individual is terrible at physical fights but great at verbally attacking someone.
Don't get on my bad side V.A.I.M.S. (verbal abuse is my specialty) *wink*
V.A.I.M.S. by Czryytsatraulk<3 October 15, 2019

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g 

let me suck your dick while you play video games
l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g
l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.v.g by cutesicles January 27, 2020

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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