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M.O.A.F.N 

Me On A Friday Night. See something relatable or particularly unusual e.g. Weird dance. If you were experience these topics or see something relating to these then you would state the sentence 'me on a Friday night'. For short 'M.O.A.F.N'
Much like using the word 'mood'
Someone:"Look at that weird guy over there!" Me:"M.O.A.F.N"
M.O.A.F.N by 👅Yazz👅 December 9, 2018
I attended a wicked M.O.A.P this weekend ;)
M.O.A.P by Elaine Wissman July 7, 2007
A hidden pointstreak in MW3 after getting a 30 gunstreak. Automatically kill the entire other team in 10 seconds, and go deaf by hearing the loud screeching orgasms of 5 fanboys.
Announcer: Friend M.O.A.B inbound
Fanboy: HOLYFUQINGSH!TITSAMOAB!
It may be referred to "Mother of all Bloons" Many bloons are in it. Ceramic, rainbow, red, blue, green, yellow, black and white.
"OHMAHGAWD ITS THE M.O.A.B!!!"

"I love the M.O.A.B... it gives me so many bloons..."
M.O.A.B by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

M.O.A.Q. 

Verb: Mother Of All Queefs; the act of inserting an air mattress pump into ones vagina and turning it on resulting in the most deadly kind of queefs... aka the M.O.A.Q.
Scotty proclaimed: Hey Casey, you wanna have a M.O.A.Q. session tonight?
M.O.A.Q. by Man du June 17, 2017
A Jagerbomb, a shot of Wrey Nephews and a shot of Absinthe all in 1 glass seen off in 1
"Did you see Crystal do that M.O.A.B, she threw up everywhere"
M.O.A.B by 1zikki April 25, 2017