M.O.A.B 

A hidden pointstreak in MW3 after getting a 30 gunstreak. Automatically kill the entire other team in 10 seconds, and go deaf by hearing the loud screeching orgasms of 5 fanboys.

Announcer: Friend M.O.A.B inbound
Fanboy: HOLYFUQINGSH!TITSAMOAB!

M.O.A.B by HiImPaulWhatsYourName June 8, 2013

M.O.A.B 

It may be referred to "Mother of all Bloons" Many bloons are in it. Ceramic, rainbow, red, blue, green, yellow, black and white.

"OHMAHGAWD ITS THE M.O.A.B!!!"

"I love the M.O.A.B... it gives me so many bloons..."

M.O.A.B by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

M.O.A.B 

A Jagerbomb, a shot of Wrey Nephews and a shot of Absinthe all in 1 glass seen off in 1

"Did you see Crystal do that M.O.A.B, she threw up everywhere"

M.O.A.B by 1zikki April 25, 2017

M.O.A.B 

Mother of all Bongs the biggest bong on the block

Yo grab the M.o.a.b. i need some 4 footers to expand my mind wit that herb

M.O.A.B by jimmy blunt December 11, 2008

M.O.A.B Class Bloons

A higher class of bloons. They take multiple hits to pop, and here is the list of them: The M.O.A.B, the B.F.B, the Z.O.M.G, the D.D.T, and the B.A.D.

Person 1: I'm in the late game for the first time, and that's a ton of M.O.A.B Class bloons!
Person 2: Yeah, there is a ton of them. They rarely spawn normal bloons in the late game.

M.O.A.B Class Bloons by BloonsTD6Player May 20, 2022

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011