M.I.L.C.

Mother I'd Like to Cuddle; because sometimes M.I.L.F. is a bit too strong, or will get you a punch in the face from your friend whose mom you're referring to.

"John's mom is a...not a M.I.L.F...."
"A M.I.L.C., mother I'd like to cuddle."
"Yeah, that's good."

by B.P.J. December 1, 2006