M.A.V.

Mormon Assault Vehicle (MAV), also known as a van. deriving from how Mormon families are on average large, thus driving large vehicles to fit the entire family on their way to Church.

At the stop light on sunday morning, we pulled up next to a M.A.V. and mooned their churchy asses.

by Dark_side December 7, 2005

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

M A D E I N H E A V E N

Way to heaven The act of Speeding up time to the point that it resets the universe to the "Singularity Point" or where the New Universe starts The way to get H E A V E N is by having Dio's Diary Reading it will give u the way to heaven but u need to memorize 11 phrases after memorizing Find the green baby say the 11 phrases and this will merge with your stand to make C Moon go to north latitude 28 degrees and 24 Minutes West longitude 80 Degrees 36 minutes And wait for the New Moon That is when H E A V E N will come

Chad 1 This is M A D E I N H E A V E N" speeds"
Dude 2 what the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by jojo guy August 23, 2021

m.o.a.v

Self explanatory. Stands for mother of all vice

When you're on a pwr play it's also abbreviated m.o.a.v

by Sexydimma August 5, 2024

Anela (last name probably with a V,M,T,L,R,S)

Anela is a very beautiful girl and the best girlfriend, cousin, bestfriend, wife, friend, sister, mom, grandma… etc. she has long dark wavy hair but don't get confused because Anela loves to dye her hair different colors. Anela has big beautiful eyes and long eyelashes she likes to wear glasses but has good eyesight. Anela is a very playful person and loves to go out. Anela hate when they have to text first btw she loves it when someone texts her first, because it will inform her if you really have interest in her. If you do ever find yourself an Anela you wont have to worry about her finding interest in other guys because she doesn’t feel comfortable talking to multiple guys just incase things get serious with one. Anela is not a extrovert nor introvert but she loves to keep to herself and not get into any drama and if you do get to know an Anela she is funny, smart, pretty, and a great person overall. Never let go of an Anela especially if her star signs a Leo!

Person: hey, do you know Anela (last name probably with a V,M,T,L,R,S)
Other Person: No, but I think I’ve seen her around. I’ve never talked to her but she seems really cool and I want to get to know her.
Person: Yeah! Anela is pretty cool, just follow her on instagram.
Other Person: alright bet imma slide in her dms lol

by FAXONG222 July 17, 2022

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

What is this

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

by anonymous June 15, 2021

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010