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mopp is slang for the most gangsta kid on the block. he is mad cool bruh and his music go dummy hard ong. also coi leray likes mopp
Ivan- yo wassup Mopp. youre so cool.
George- no way is that the mopp??
Steven- aint no way thats the mopp
Mopp- yessir. its the mopp
Tactical- LETS GOOO
Short for Mission Oriented Protective Posture, a two piecegear worn over BDUs and body armor to prevent contamination from dust like contaminants in a CBRN (Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear) contaminated environment.
Full MOPP gear is required during civilian rescue operations in the Chernobyl region.
A Jew fro that is so big and frizzy you could turn them over and mop the kitchen floor w them . Based on the old black song “R A G M O PP spells ragmop “ but w a Jewish American prince or princess as the protagonist.
That chick w the big bazooms at rhe party that was taking real loud trying to sell you real estate had frizzy hair , she had a “JAP - MOPP spells JAP-MOPP“ ie japmop
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!