moppet 

A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

"If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas"

moppet by Chisanth November 10, 2006

Moppet 

Based into the Official Cambridge Dictionary an attractive young child girl, for the common are lewd preteens. Similiar to a Nymphet, the difference is the age because a Moppet has the age between 4 - 9, while a Nymphet 10 - 17.

What a pretty moppet, you're weird and you look like the nymphet

Moppet by Loli Cunny February 19, 2023

Moppet 

A little kid who farts alot.

My 5 year old brother - *farts extremely*
My neighbors - Tell that little moppet to shut it!

Moppet by X Æ A-12 Musquito May 21, 2020

shmuel moppet 

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

shmuel moppet by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Buck and Moppet 

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

Buck and Moppet by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017

Fetid moppet 

1. A person who lets their work-self get in the way of their outside life, possibly resulting in a public outburst in a room of their peers.

2. Something your wealthy father might call you.

3. A stinky child.

Disappointed, my father looked at me and uttered only two words with scorn, "fetid moppet". All I could say back in acknowledgement was "father".

Fetid moppet by eelbucket February 17, 2025

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019