Máo 

Derived from the Japanese word for contradiction, Máo is the name of anything that doesn't fit in any one category set by modern standards.

Máo is so complicated I can never figure out what he's thinking.

Máo by TheAwkwardWolf July 24, 2019

Mao 

1. n. Vile, evil ruler of China from the end of WWII to the early 1970's. Killed millions of his own people with forced collectivization of agriculture, the "Great Leap Forward," and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution." Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Gang of Four that included his wife. The tyrant can be considered on equal footing with the next definition.

2. n. The excrement of Microtus pennsylvanicus. You guessed it, its "mousie dung."

An example of Mao's thinking can be taken from his book, "The Wit and Wisdom of Chairman Mao," where he writes, "Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun."

Mao by Dan Weyandt February 21, 2009

mao  

The act of; putting a bullet or bullets in a revolver, spinning the cylinder, handing it to someone to play Russian roulette then slapping them if the are not fast enough in your opinion.

mao! (slap) mao! mao! (slap) mao

mao by TheBojiMaster December 20, 2008

mao 

A card game involving players who aren't told the rules and must learn them as they go. Rules vary with different players, but one constant is the Mao God, the player who controls the game and doles out rewards and punishments based on performance.

We played Mao for 8 hours straight and I still don't know all the rules.

mao by jesus stays crunchy December 14, 2004

mao 

The word "cat" in chinese, using the first tone (in Mandarin). Like if you were singing a high note.

Wo de mao hen e. (Translation: My cat is very hungry).

mao by wank September 15, 2005

mao 

The leader of the communist revolution that took place in china. The symbol of communism in china. His picture hangs in frount of the gates of heavely peace in beijing.

Mao was the god-father of communism in China

mao by Neo March 25, 2004

mao 

Norwegian. Short for "Med andre ord". (in other words)

mao, du skjønner ingenting.

mao by Elyas Machera April 19, 2004