Definitions by wank

PMS 

Pre Marital Sex. The best kind. Also achievable by avoiding matrimony alltogether. Not a bad idea.

Fuck, I need some PMS!

PMS by wank December 28, 2005

mao 

The word "cat" in chinese, using the first tone (in Mandarin). Like if you were singing a high note.

Wo de mao hen e. (Translation: My cat is very hungry).

mao by wank September 15, 2005

chinpira 

A low-level punk yakuza.

look at that chinpira wearing a track suit and lighting everyones cigarettes

chinpira by wank January 7, 2005

kirin 

A delicious Japanese beer.

I drank 10 bottles of Kirin ichiban last night.

kirin by wank January 7, 2005

meatholes 

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.

my meatholes membership expired

meatholes by wank January 7, 2005

smelly butt 

A posterior that smells like lindberger cheese.

A: Man! Whose fuckin butt wreaks?
B: O that's not a booty. That's the lindberger I ate.

smelly butt by wank December 22, 2004

asswipe 

Someone or thing that likes to (or is used) to wipe one's bum.

Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.

asswipe by wank December 22, 2004