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Máchine 

A beautiful girl.

This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
Roche: *Taps Kams shoulder*
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
Máchine by montorole October 31, 2023
Words you can keep
Someone who tirelessly completes a task without stopping. They just get the job done. Usually used in sports. Similar to a beast or tank.
Man, that dude just ran in a straight line through the defence and scored without stopping. What a machine.
Machine by Skilluminati May 31, 2016
Machine

1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator.

2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car

3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.
1) The dope machine is broken, brittany will probably start getting fat.

2) brittany spears is a machine.

3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.
Machine by WordRepoMan June 21, 2013
If you call someone a machine it means that they are really good at something or are extreamly fast or skilled in a particular sport.
"Look at that Tri"
"Mush he is a machine"
Machine by G.Baker December 9, 2008
Developer term for computer. Usually the one they are coding/deploying programs on
Junior Dev: It only works on my machine!
Manager: Then we’ll ship your machine
How Docker was born
Machine by Very high 420 November 15, 2020
To do something with a degree of certainty, ample strength, or lasting ability.
Tiger Woods is a golfing machine

That guy just did 1000 sit-ups, he's a machine.

A) Josh can fuck all night long.
B) Yea, he's definetly a machine
machine by Bug August 26, 2003
Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
Machine by SuperFunHappySlide February 1, 2008
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