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lankster 

An individual who is tall and skinny, with long limbs severly out of proportion to the rest of their body. Coordination is skewed, making them look somewhat retarded infront of other people. Often the personality of the individual is similarly skewed, for example believing they know everything within the universe. Other traits of "lanksterism" include stealing peoples food, bitching about all of their friends behind their backs, holding grudges, and in a general sense being total wierd compared to the rest of society.
1.
Hamish is such a lankster, I bet he could tie himself up with his arms.

2.
Bec is so fucked up, she keeps stealing peoples food! Her voice is so annoying it makes me want to kill myself. Fucking lanky ho
lankster by nessie June 14, 2003
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Linkster 

There's the linkster!
Linkster by Dhsi March 9, 2021

Lynnster 

Awesome dingledorff!!!
Dingledorff is soooo lucky, she ALWAYS gets to hang with Ill Mitch!!
Lynnster by Dingledorff Junior October 20, 2003

linkster 

A man who is coo with every one and is down for what ever. Probably the most hardcore dude in the office.
Good afternoon sir this is officer so and so and over there is the linkster .
linkster by 661to808 July 27, 2017

Lankster 

Sri Lankan Gangster : Mainlly started in Canada in 1970's due large no of srilankan(Tamil) refuge community..2nd and 2rd generation srilankans in canada start acting like wanna be gangsters so they come across this word to discribe them.
1st white boi: hey dude"who are those brown basteds acting like gangsters...looks like all curries

2nd white boi:nah man they call lanksters..
Lankster by kaaz98 November 5, 2010

Linkster 

A plug or A man who is cool with every one and is down for what ever!
Jessica is literally my Linkster
Linkster by Landish August 1, 2021
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