n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article

I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.

Linkterest by Gustave Meissenschein March 10, 2011

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Linkstorm

noun. The chain of suggestions that occurs at the end of really anything on the internet, from articles to blogs to shopping sites. Most notably this phenomenon occurs with YouTube videos. These chains of links can lead to extremely obscure and unexpected destinations.

Dude, I was lost in the Lady GaGa linkstorm for like four hours last night.

Linkstorm by J-Creezy March 23, 2011

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linster

To masturbate ones anal cavity either by fingers or machines.

Dude she can linster with 4 fingers!

linster by Big J Mac April 16, 2008

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Lynkster

A comical dogmatist person who obnoxiously purports an expansive comprehension of a topic.

A Lynkster may not always be right, but he is never wrong.

Lynkster by ppttroll June 10, 2013

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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