n. a portmanteau of "link" and "interest" referring to the degree to which a reader is compelled by an online headline to click through to read the entire article
I was going to find out which A-Lister Yahoo! expected to stand out on the Oscars' red carpet, but their headline didn't fill me with enough linkterest.
A maelstrom of linkage, such as happens at youtube, tvtropes.org, wikipedia, and many other sites on the internet. It often causes browser crashes due to too many open tabs. Similar to "pornado".
"I just wanted to look at Sarah Michelle Gellar's profile on IMDB, but it turned into a Buffy linkstrom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand