A picturesque, record holding (or so I am led to believe, something to do with the longest village high street in Britain...) village in the Forest of Dean, England. As like the Forest it is in, a great many weird and wonderful things have happened here, not all of which may be willingly remembered.
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1.The "jocks/cheerleaders" are losers who everyone hates, and are usually the only white people, but still pull off straight B's. They think they're popular because of all the high school movies they watch, but they're so stupid that they keep forgetting that they go to LHS. No one even pretends to like these assholes and sluts.
2. Then you have the nerds who make other school nerds look retarded. Some of them get into pre-calc freshman year.
3. Then you have the "emos/goths", who wear black nike t-shirts and have never even touched a knife, and also get straight A's.
4. After that comes the posers, which is half of the school, which are really just nerds dressed up like mexicans.
5.Then there's the athletes, who make it to varsity sports freshman year and still pull of a 4.0 GPA. These are the kind of people who are guaranteed a fucking spot in Stanford.
6. Last, and least, you have the douchebags. These are the people who don't do anything, smoke weed, and will probably end up having even worse lives than the jocks will.
1.The "jocks/cheerleaders" are losers who everyone hates, and are usually the only white people, but still pull off straight B's. They think they're popular because of all the high school movies they watch, but they're so stupid that they keep forgetting that they go to LHS. No one even pretends to like these assholes and sluts.
2. Then you have the nerds who make other school nerds look retarded. Some of them get into pre-calc freshman year.
3. Then you have the "emos/goths", who wear black nike t-shirts and have never even touched a knife, and also get straight A's.
4. After that comes the posers, which is half of the school, which are really just nerds dressed up like mexicans.
5.Then there's the athletes, who make it to varsity sports freshman year and still pull of a 4.0 GPA. These are the kind of people who are guaranteed a fucking spot in Stanford.
6. Last, and least, you have the douchebags. These are the people who don't do anything, smoke weed, and will probably end up having even worse lives than the jocks will.
Jock: Fuck, I'm late for Calculus AP.
Nerd: Oh, I take math classes at Stanford now.
Emo/Goth: I hate everyone, my mom didn't let me dye my hair black, which it already is.
Poser: Math is so ghetto.
Athletes: I have Pre-calc, then varsity XC right after. I work 14 hours a day for admission to something that my parents told me I have to get into.
Douchebag: I'm so cool, no one talks to me cuz I'm to cool for them. Yeah, that's it.
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Nerd: Oh, I take math classes at Stanford now.
Emo/Goth: I hate everyone, my mom didn't let me dye my hair black, which it already is.
Poser: Math is so ghetto.
Athletes: I have Pre-calc, then varsity XC right after. I work 14 hours a day for admission to something that my parents told me I have to get into.
Douchebag: I'm so cool, no one talks to me cuz I'm to cool for them. Yeah, that's it.
This is lynbrook
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Lynbrook, a high school located in the city of Cupertino. Population possibly 70% Asian, 18% Caucasian, 8% Hispanic, 4% black. Most students have nothing better to do than do homework, study, play video games, or go out with friends. Full of valedictorians, but also some druggies. Asians are a regular sight at Lynbrook. You can't turn a corner of a building without seeing another asian.
Long time rival with Monta Vista, because all high schools need enemies. Common insults are "joo suxor MV" and "joo suxor LHS".
NOT full of losers. Most of the time students encourage sportsmanship and support. Freshman are not picked on as much as other high schools or the typical stereotype.
REALLY small school, comparatively with Monta Vista. Low budget because of the Governator. Can't use own football field lights because neighbors get pissed. Can run across campus without even breaking a sweat or getting lost. As of the 2006 Lynbrook football team:
LHS owned MV in JV, MV owned LHS in Varsity.
NO Chinese as a language class. NO Japanese 5 AP. Okay wireless internet access. Okay school spirit.
Fob nation.
Long time rival with Monta Vista, because all high schools need enemies. Common insults are "joo suxor MV" and "joo suxor LHS".
NOT full of losers. Most of the time students encourage sportsmanship and support. Freshman are not picked on as much as other high schools or the typical stereotype.
REALLY small school, comparatively with Monta Vista. Low budget because of the Governator. Can't use own football field lights because neighbors get pissed. Can run across campus without even breaking a sweat or getting lost. As of the 2006 Lynbrook football team:
LHS owned MV in JV, MV owned LHS in Varsity.
NO Chinese as a language class. NO Japanese 5 AP. Okay wireless internet access. Okay school spirit.
Fob nation.
Ever since the dawn of time, God appeared from the heavens and proclaimed, "Monta Vista shall forever be the adversary of Lynbrook." And it was to be.
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Get the Lynbrook mug.A town located in South Western Nassau County, Long Island NY. Lynbrook is quite an interesting town sprawling with gossip, money, snobby teenagers and Jews. It is situated next to Valley Stream a diverse poorer town. Lynbrook though is predominantly white and very sheltered. It is divided into two parts. The North Side and the South Side. The south side predominantly has a higher Jewish population due to it's proximity to Hewlett. Meanwhile the North side has a high population of Irish, Italian and Slavic residents. Families have moved here from the City ( aka Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx ect ) The North side is much smaller than the south side and contains a small yet warm community. Homes near the Malverne border and deeper North tend to be nicer than other sections of the N Side. The South side is larger. Parts of the south side, especially streets right off of Peninsula and Sunrise Highway tend to be ' less nice ' than others and have homes that are smaller. The North side has been noted for having 'older money' thus families who are well established meanwhile the South side contains many affluent Jewish Doctors. Most of the Mayors of Lynbrook reside on the Noth Side. Families on the S South are generally more flashy. They love to show off their shiny white or red Mercedes or Lexus. Families on the N Side will drive a black on black Tahoe or Acura. The wealth is more or less even though. NO Hewlett Harbor and EROCK do not count as part of South Lynbrook.
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Lynbrook High reminds me of mean girls....
Yo Dude LHS Kicks asss @ LAX
EVERYONE in LHS has a blackberry
Hey did you see that girl roll in with her new BMW ??!!
OMG I so want an iced coffee from Cheesestore !
Lynbrook High reminds me of mean girls....
Yo Dude LHS Kicks asss @ LAX
EVERYONE in LHS has a blackberry
Hey did you see that girl roll in with her new BMW ??!!
OMG I so want an iced coffee from Cheesestore !
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