Lurkinin 

Famous notary office in Dresden Germany

The schänder was lurkinin on some 6 year olds today at the mall.

Lurkinin by SchänderHunter November 30, 2018

Lurkening 

One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background

Lurkening by Pseudogreg September 12, 2011

larkining 

The term used for someone begging for 'likes' on Facebook, 'retweets' on Twitter and anything else social media related. To 'Larkin' someone is to act like a complete moron to make people significantly younger like you, and to make everyone your own age and older to hate you with a passion. 'Larkining' is an unfortunate affect of social media hogging and thinking that you're better than you are.

"Wow did you see Dave's Facebook page? He's been posting himself acting like a dog"
"God he's Larkining like mad at the moment. Unfortunately only idiotic youngsters like him"

larkining by Lord Dangleballs October 15, 2015

Lurkinitus

Def.1: an illness that you get from MySpace from lurking for one hour or more.
Def.2: you are addicted. get your fat ass off MySpace and do something in your life.

Michael: click on dat myspace link i sent chu. it got summ fiya azz on dere.
Sandy: yeee yeee dats right. but dude you gotz some lurkinitus going on.
Michael: bitch don't tell me what i has..i know i gotz it.
Sandy: GO GET DAT FIXED FAT ASS!

Lurkinitus by Ryanne Elizabeth May 21, 2008

lurkinnx 

a green ass lightskin who fucked everybody in cobb and he a bitch and he can’t stay in a relationship for more than a week

lurkinnx:one green ass nigga
him: yoo you sum fine shit
her:thank youuuu
him:come over

lurkinnx by x hsbevshe November 22, 2023