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One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background

Lurkening by Pseudogreg September 12, 2011

Words you can keep

Lurking Murk

This is a term of creepy, scary internet trolls, who live in their mothers basement. Usually fits those who use creepy eye avatars.

Did you see what that freaky Lurking Murk posted today? You know the one with the avatar of his/her eyes?

Lurking Murk by concerned urban citizen August 25, 2009

Related Words

Lurkening • lurkering • lurking • Laurening • Lukeing • Lurking Murk • lurking chicken • lurking troll • Lustening • larkining

haters are lurking

when your enemies are watching you from afar without you knowing spying

mayne these haters are lurking bruh, we gotta watch out

haters are lurking by Kennetra January 13, 2008

insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.

Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

insta-lurking by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

parental shoulder lurking by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

lurking

spying on people online, while you remain invisible

Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who

lurking by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

Laurening

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd

Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!

Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026