Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024

lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song

person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up

by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011

Daniel Lumphead

A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon.

Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert!

Dad: Don't worry, its only Daniel Lumphead. Its David the Grunting Spacker you need to worry about.

Monkus: Shit, this place is full of retards.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle June 19, 2009

lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.

by JMC70 January 8, 2017

Lumphead

When you have a perfectly functioning brain, but you just don't use/outright refuse to use it.
Derived from the saying " Just sitting there like a lump on a log. "

Boy: You seen {blank}'s posts? What a total Lumphead! He never bothers to look anything up...

by fainttwistedecho October 17, 2021

Lumphead

A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

by Cameron (ectoskeletal.tk) March 14, 2003