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the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

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after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
by manbearpig301 March 09, 2007
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