Lummet

to do something incredibly foolish, or to have brain fog

I had a lummet and simply forgot my tea in the pot for to long

Lummet by snake tea February 12, 2025

lumme 

An interjection, being a contraction of '(Lord) love me'. Used to express surprise or dismay in circumstances where 'bloody hell' or 'holy fuck' might not be appropriate.

Girl: We're going to have a baby!
Boy: Lumme!

lumme by londonstudent November 5, 2008

Lumpet 

The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.

Richard: Hey Max i had such a great time Lumpeting you last night.

Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.

Richard: Really? How about tommorow?

Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.

Lumpet by DJuicer May 22, 2010

lummered 

the state of being absolutely plastered through alcohol

me and the lads got well lummered the other week! top stuff!

lummered by Divesh Patel August 15, 2004

lummex

Jackass; Moron; Somone really not very smart

Dummy Loser Face Retard

lummex by Jazmin Little March 24, 2005

Lemmetalla 

(Le-meh-teh-ya) aka (let me tell you) for all those basic bitches.

"Lemmetalla bout this time Mrs. Cockatretch done fucked up my day"

Lemmetalla by Cockatretch March 3, 2017

Lummer 

The offspring of a limo and a hummer.... otherwise the best thing ever to show up anywere

Its one of those limo hummers.... NO its a lummer BITCH

Lummer by majix johnsonz December 6, 2006