hummers

blowjobs, gobbies, headjobs, pretty much the act of sucking anothers penis
Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.
by Chode 2551 August 27, 2009
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hummers

The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".
Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap. Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya? Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440. Ned: Better than last time!
by NateK July 11, 2005
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hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock. 2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.
by Cummy worm August 21, 2010
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hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
by John E. November 13, 2002
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Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.
Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas. Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.
by Armthehobos September 12, 2007
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the hummer

when a handjob is given to a man, the giver hums directly onto his testicles causing greater stimulation, much like a vibrator would do
i love it when she does the hummer
by eavsy November 01, 2007
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hummer

A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.
My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.
by Belinda November 05, 2004
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