hummers

blowjobs, gobbies, headjobs, pretty much the act of sucking anothers penis

Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.

by Chode 2551 August 27, 2009

hummers

The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".

Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.

Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?

Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.

Ned: Better than last time!

by NateK July 28, 2005

hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.

I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.

by Cummy worm August 21, 2010

hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.

by John E. November 12, 2002

Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

by Armthehobos September 25, 2007

the hummer

when a handjob is given to a man, the giver hums directly onto his testicles causing greater stimulation, much like a vibrator would do

i love it when she does the hummer

by eavsy November 21, 2007

hummer

A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.

My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.

by Belinda November 5, 2004