hummers 

blowjobs, gobbies, headjobs, pretty much the act of sucking anothers penis

Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.

hummers by Chode 2551 August 27, 2009

hummers 

The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".

Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.

Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?

Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.

Ned: Better than last time!

hummers by NateK July 28, 2005

Hummers Day Parade 

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

Hummers Day Parade by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

Hammersauced 

To get extremely drunk.

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."

Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009

Droppin' Hammers

To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.

Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!

Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.

Droppin' Hammers by Mackles200 July 20, 2012

Uncle Hummer 

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

Uncle Hummer by MidniteMae September 25, 2023