Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.
by Chode 2551 August 27, 2009
Get the hummers mug.The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".
Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.
Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?
Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.
Ned: Better than last time!
Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?
Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.
Ned: Better than last time!
by NateK July 28, 2005
Get the hummers mug.The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
Get the Hummers Day Parade mug.A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
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While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
by Slave33 August 28, 2013
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Get the Hammersauced mug.To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!
Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
by Mackles200 July 20, 2012
Get the Droppin' Hammers mug.When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.
by MidniteMae September 25, 2023
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