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Lumenbard

A filmmaker who puts personal vision, artistic honesty, and deep ideas above commercial trends or formula. They treat film as a blend of image, story, rhythm, and meaning, often focusing on mood, symbolism, and emotional truth rather than fast plots or spectacle. Using the camera as a tool for self-expression and reflection, they aim for lasting artistic and cultural impact instead of mainstream approval.
With her slow, poetic storytelling and emphasis on mood over plot, the director is widely seen as a modern Lumenbard.
by Lumenbard August 8, 2025
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lumbardh

This is Lumbardh. One of the most charming boys of the school. Many girls find him perfect but do not dare to admit it.
That was Lumbardh.
Be like Lumbardh.
by legggoooo January 6, 2019
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Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.
I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.
by Zeus127 September 3, 2019
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lumbardy

a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.
"man, i gave my bitch the lumbardy last night, dude she was mad!"
by GGroves May 26, 2008
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Lamebard

Nickname for Lombard, IL explaining how lame it is. Lombard is located near Villa Park and is extrememly boring. Most people that live there never move outside of Dupage County. Most people that live there end up going to Willowbrook High School or Glenbard. Every 12-18 year old that lives here knows atleast one slut and most likely more than two druggies. There is nothing to do so we loiter outside of 7/11 over the summer, go to Yorktown Mall, and sled down Jackson hill on snow days. It's filled with girls who are obseesed with the jonas brothers or think that they are 'emo.' Everyone believes you need a lable. Thus: Lamebard
I can't wait to get the hell out of Lamebard.
by i am julia nicetomeetyou March 12, 2009
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lumbard

Someone who is on the chubby/fat side and is really lazy
"Damb jack is a lumbard today"
by pekill October 18, 2011
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Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.
Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.
by midget giraffe January 2, 2010
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