Lamebard

Nickname for Lombard, IL explaining how lame it is. Lombard is located near Villa Park and is extrememly boring. Most people that live there never move outside of Dupage County. Most people that live there end up going to Willowbrook High School or Glenbard. Every 12-18 year old that lives here knows atleast one slut and most likely more than two druggies. There is nothing to do so we loiter outside of 7/11 over the summer, go to Yorktown Mall, and sled down Jackson hill on snow days. It's filled with girls who are obseesed with the jonas brothers or think that they are 'emo.' Everyone believes you need a lable. Thus: Lamebard

I can't wait to get the hell out of Lamebard.

by i am julia nicetomeetyou March 12, 2009

lambardi slap

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Lambardi Slap

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

by alaa October 18, 2007

lametard

when you combine lame and retarded.

Billy was such a lametard.

by IeshaOpps December 17, 2007

lambardin

The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)

"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.

by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

lametarded

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.

Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.

by bahrfight November 5, 2010

lametard

Someone that enjoys making up stupid nicknames for people that do not make sense

Nick called me a crackwhore edition 27, he is such a lametard.

by A rems December 16, 2008