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A Man or Woman who makes his or her living by selling what most people would describe as Junk on Auction sites.They usually acquire these goods from recycling tips/refuge bins or even items at the side of the road.
These people would usually have a old dirty van for there work but would also have either a classic or maybe a kit car to make people think they are upper class citizens.
They also tend to be selfish people with little or no real interest in others.
Hey Dave I saw a Lumbster down at the Tip today,he was loading his van with all sorts of junk.
Yea Matt they sell it online to make money!
Do they actually sell any of it Dave?
Oh yea some people will buy anything.
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Lumpster Uniform

A outfit of clothing that is worn by a person at least 3-4 time per week not because it is required by their profession, but because they're lazy and grody.
Person1- Goddamn I see that kid all the time always wearing his Lumpster Uniform.
Person2- Yeah that sumbitch is a grody fuck.
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lumpster 

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy
One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"
lumpster by Lumpster December 13, 2004
A lubster is someone who doesn’t understand anything and is bad at relationship stuff. Slow as hell typer and bad at advice. Pretty big simp overall. Tells you all there problems that you don’t care about.
Person 1: “Dude, he won’t stop telling me his problems, he is kinda being a simp.”
Person 2:”He sounds like a lubster to be honest.”
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Lumpsters 

Lumpsters is an expression when someone is good at playing video games but doesn't have a good setup (EX a crappy computer and keyboard, while playing on a laptop monitor). It is also a plural version of Lumpy. A gaming expression.
Look at this Lumpsters! He is the opposite of a xHailed! He is basically a Raynowing!
Lumpsters by GoodGuySalty November 17, 2019

lumpster 

A negative adjective describing a person, whom is usually lumpy. It can also be used as a noun.
Did you see that lumpster woman who exited the elevator?

That lumpster just fell down the stairs.
lumpster by Lumberjack March 22, 2003
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