A lubster is someone who doesn’t understand anything and is bad at relationship stuff. Slow as hell typer and bad at advice. Pretty big simp overall. Tells you all there problems that you don’t care about.
Person 1: “Dude, he won’t stop telling me his problems, he is kinda being a simp.”
Person 2:”He sounds like a lubster to be honest.”
Person 2:”He sounds like a lubster to be honest.”
by 8donutdan April 25, 2020
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Get the Lubster mug.Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."
by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021
Get the to craft a triple cast lobster mug.1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.
2. your junk
by StreakyJim April 15, 2010
Get the River Lobster mug.The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
by TdogW October 12, 2018
Get the New England brown lobster mug.A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.
by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008
Get the ghetto lobster mug.A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017
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