Lubster 

A lubster is someone who doesn’t understand anything and is bad at relationship stuff. Slow as hell typer and bad at advice. Pretty big simp overall. Tells you all there problems that you don’t care about.

Person 1: “Dude, he won’t stop telling me his problems, he is kinda being a simp.”
Person 2:”He sounds like a lubster to be honest.”

Lubster by 8donutdan April 25, 2020

Lubster 

A creature made up of mostly fat

herer coems the lubster

Lubster by accountno.999999999 September 28, 2017

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

to craft a triple cast lobster by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

River Lobster 

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

River Lobster by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

ghetto lobster by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008

vag lobsters 

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017