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Description of a penis that is neither fully erect nor flaccid.
"The girl was superhot, but after 5 jager bombs I could only get lukehard"

or

F: "Are you happy to me see me?"
M: "Only sort of, I'm just lukehard."
lukehard by pbyoda April 26, 2008
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Luketard 

a lukewarm retard. In between high functioning and mentally incapacitated. Able to read, write, and drive a car, but unable to make connections with others in definably normal ways.
She isn't playing with a full deck because she's a luketard
Luketard by cheech March 20, 2005
Someone who enjoys lunch in excess.
That lunchard sure enjoys his/her lunch!
lunchard by Flay The Skin March 23, 2021

Lukeclark 

You are lukeclark
Lukeclark by Findly June 25, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026