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Nasty, smelly, unwashed or unhygienic. Having a bad smell or off-odor. Excessively dirty or discolored.
After hiking for 5 days without a shower, I feel manky.
by ColonelSaunders October 18, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Referring to the level and quality of cleanliness of a surface. Pure mankiness is commonly observed in the hallways of a middle school, where children slide their sweaty hands across various bacteria-infested surfaces such as the gym-changeroom lockers, toilet bowls, and (most notably) the school phone, not to mention all while eating their cheese pizza they dropped on the floor a few minutes earlier.
1. Patti: Why aren't you eating your free hot-dog?

Jim: Have you seen the fund-raising kids who make them? They don't wash their manky hands before assembling.

2. After having sat in the schoolteacher's cupboard for two years, the remaining few gummy-bears at the bottom of their plastic tub had been thoroughly caressed by dozens of ninth-grade hands.
by goatgoat February 08, 2011
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Scottish slang word to describe a situation, person or object in a poor state of affairs. Commonly used in Scottish bars to describe the state of the toilets or glasses.
That fuckin bog is manky
Gary Glitter? he's a manky cunt
That bufty asked me tae dance. Manky fucker.
I went to T in the Park and my clothes got manky.
glasgow's a manky cunt of a place
by dc June 16, 2006
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scottish word meaning unclean person or unclean act.
you just done a crap and didn't wash your hands, ewww your manky
by I P Freely November 28, 2002
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Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.
Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.
by Stuart September 10, 2003
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