lukehard

Description of a penis that is neither fully erect nor flaccid.

"The girl was superhot, but after 5 jager bombs I could only get lukehard"

or

F: "Are you happy to me see me?"
M: "Only sort of, I'm just lukehard."

lukehard by pbyoda April 26, 2008

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Luketard

a lukewarm retard. In between high functioning and mentally incapacitated. Able to read, write, and drive a car, but unable to make connections with others in definably normal ways.

She isn't playing with a full deck because she's a luketard

Luketard by cheech March 20, 2005

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lukehard • LukeChard • Luketard

LukeChard

Sohai n DaiLukeChard

Example 1 : Woi LukeChard .
Example 2 : Eh LukeChard lo ,I forgot to bring my passport .

LukeChard by LukeChard November 22, 2021

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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