Luketard 

a lukewarm retard. In between high functioning and mentally incapacitated. Able to read, write, and drive a car, but unable to make connections with others in definably normal ways.

She isn't playing with a full deck because she's a luketard

Luketard by cheech March 20, 2005

liketard 

A person who excessively "likes" Facebook statuses, photos and comments.

That girl just liked 7 of my status updates in a row." "Damnnn, she's a liketard.

liketard by bungalow9 January 5, 2011

lukehard

Description of a penis that is neither fully erect nor flaccid.

"The girl was superhot, but after 5 jager bombs I could only get lukehard"

or

F: "Are you happy to me see me?"
M: "Only sort of, I'm just lukehard."

lukehard by pbyoda April 26, 2008

Laketard 

A person who drinks and bathes in sewer tainted lakewater

Dont swim in that!!.You will turn into a laketard!

Laketard by Dirtleg Laketard October 5, 2019