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A guy that cant stop saying /sx after all his sentences like a complete degenerate
linguini needs to shut the fuck up /sx
linguini by strawberryjuuuce April 19, 2021

Fuckface Linguini

The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.
Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.

Linguine 

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.
"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."
Linguine by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

linguine 

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini
Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

Linguine On Rye 

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.
Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

linguicide

Used in linguistics, Speakers of a language start to use another language to the point where it starts to be used in the home and/or the next generation or subsequent generations do not learn the language. When the last speaker of a language dies so does the language. That language can never be heard again in a natural setting.
In California alone, linguicide is committed yearly. It's such a shame!
linguicide by Imidast April 23, 2008