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Ludwigvanquixote 

A fanatic obsessed with pseudo science and propaganda, an alarmist.
A fool with delusions of grandeur.
Chicken Little type paranoia.
A ranting fake, a poser, a snake oil salesman.
Billions and billions will die Ludwigvanquixote screams as he does the Snoopy dance.
Ludwigvanquixote by Wanker678 November 22, 2010

Ludwig Beilschmidt

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: *picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee*
Japan: He looks so girly!

Ludwig Ahgren 

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".
Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?
Ludwig Ahgren by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019

Mr.Ludwig 

The GOAT of all teacher's. And loves to say son of a biscut.
An extremely short twitch streamer who claims to be tall
Friend 1: Did you see Ludwig's stream last night?

Friend 2: Who's Ludwig?

Friend 1: Shortwig.

Friend 2: What?

Friend 3: What?
ludwig by RRobo December 26, 2019

Pulling a Ludwig 

While playing the sport of baseball, when a player makes a totally unnecessary dive at a ground or fly ball and completely misses it, usually resulting in the loss of the game and making the player himself, and all around him feel like total assholes.
Bob: I hope that Steve doesn't pull a Ludwig in todays game.
Marty: Yea, last game he was pulling a ludwig, and totally missed the ball and lost the game for us, when he probably could have just fielded it regularly and gotten the out.
Bob: I feel like an asshole just hearing you tell me this again.
Steve: Hey guys! Whatcha talking about?
(Bob and Marty turn away and act like they did not hear Steve)
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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