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A lot of short people
Friend 1: *just got done watching Willy wonka* lmao those short people are funny.

Friend 2: you mean Ludwigs?

Friend 69: what?
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Ludwigvanquixote 

A fanatic obsessed with pseudo science and propaganda, an alarmist.
A fool with delusions of grandeur.
Chicken Little type paranoia.
A ranting fake, a poser, a snake oil salesman.
Billions and billions will die Ludwigvanquixote screams as he does the Snoopy dance.
Ludwigvanquixote by Wanker678 November 22, 2010

Ludwig Beilschmidt

A German man that makes coffee out of dandelions, which a Japanese guy thinks is really girly, and has to pull Italians out of ditches because they started out as his prisoner but they're really his only friend/lover. He is also stupidly neat and nudity is fine with him, though he doesn't like it when the Italian guy comes in his bed at night because it scares him in the morning.
Ludwig Beilschmidt: *picks dandelions and grinds them for coffee*
Japan: He looks so girly!

Ludwig Ahgren 

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".
Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?
Ludwig Ahgren by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019

Mr.Ludwig 

The GOAT of all teacher's. And loves to say son of a biscut.
An extremely short twitch streamer who claims to be tall
Friend 1: Did you see Ludwig's stream last night?

Friend 2: Who's Ludwig?

Friend 1: Shortwig.

Friend 2: What?

Friend 3: What?
ludwig by RRobo December 26, 2019

Pulling a Ludwig 

While playing the sport of baseball, when a player makes a totally unnecessary dive at a ground or fly ball and completely misses it, usually resulting in the loss of the game and making the player himself, and all around him feel like total assholes.
Bob: I hope that Steve doesn't pull a Ludwig in todays game.
Marty: Yea, last game he was pulling a ludwig, and totally missed the ball and lost the game for us, when he probably could have just fielded it regularly and gotten the out.
Bob: I feel like an asshole just hearing you tell me this again.
Steve: Hey guys! Whatcha talking about?
(Bob and Marty turn away and act like they did not hear Steve)
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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