Definitions by Nocturnal_Emissions

suicide lab 

A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.

A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.

B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.

suicide lab by Nocturnal_Emissions January 29, 2020

Ludwig Ahgren 

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".

Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?

Ludwig Ahgren by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019

not funny didn't laugh 

Not funny, didn't laugh. Used when you see or hear an unfunny or cringe meme/joke.

Gluten: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oatmeal: why?
Gluten: To get to the other side!
Oatmeal: Not funny didn't laugh

not funny didn't laugh by Nocturnal_Emissions June 2, 2019

hiw 

A misspelling of the word 'how;' often due to the I and O keys being adjacent on the standard keyboard.

Tom: hiw was yuor day today?
Mary: Get some keyboarding skills you bum.

hiw by Nocturnal_Emissions December 6, 2016