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Count Lucio 

A beautiful, dramatic and high ranking man. Can either make you feel as if you furiously hate him or devotedly love him. Can be dead and a goat ghost one minute and then BAM he snatches your body and saunters about not looking a day over "I was dead literally 4 seconds ago".
"Oh god, its Count Lucio... That thicc bitch is at it again..."

P1) "Did you hear that noise? It sounded like a whiney goat..."
P2)"Oh, don't worry that's just Count Lucio."
Count Lucio by Dead Cøunt April 9, 2019

Lactose intolerant intolerant 

The inability to be around people that incessantly talk about their condition.
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
An EXCEPTIONAL rapper from Connecticut. He raps about the following: depression, weed, struggles, life, real shit. He owns a recording studio in Stratford, CT. Some mixtapes he has are Growing Pains, Pipe Dreams, Danimal Rising, Silence the Lames, etc. Dr. Lector has worked with artists such as Chris Webby, Nikki Fresh, Daniel Zavaro, Timbuck, Ryan Z., Billy Beats, Jitta On The Track, Megan Aviles, etc. He currently has a wife and a newborn son. He strongly appreciates and interacts with his few thousand fans (called Maniacs, or Ladiacs-for females). I suggest you follow him on twitter and check out his music. He will not disappoint. @DLector
"I'm sick of being picked on, I'm tired of being treated poorly, sometimes I wish you fucking people would ignore me. I get it, I don't fit in. I haven't since the beginning. Imagine, imagine, imagine what I could have been if I applied myself, never did though." -Switch Shoes feat. Megan Aviles (On the mixtape "Growing Pains") by D Lector
D Lector by whatsadfjlka February 13, 2013

Lucio101 

A King, a god but first and foremost a lyricist, Lucio101 is easily the best musician who ever came out of germany. Fuck Beethoven or Mozart ain't nobody gone listen to they boring ass music, Lucio101 is the a finesser with 3.5 Grams in the GESA.
Chad: Yo whos the most relevant german musician?
Virgin: Idk prolly Mozart?
Chad: Tf up wit you? Ever heard sb say "yo put on some mozart" everybody listens to the King of Finessing Lucio101 now.
Lucio101 by xliquid March 7, 2022
This man is literally good at every thing if you know a Lucio go ahead and just ask him out there’s no reason not to he is funny and handsome.
Hey do you know Lucio yeah the guy that is good at every thing
Lucio by Cooldude2421 July 22, 2021
Lucho is a very kind person who has a big heart. But never take his kindness for weakness. He is very loyal to family and friends. But don't ever do him wrong or it will be your last mistake.
as a name for boys has the meaning "famous warrior". Lucho is an alternate spelling of Louis (French, Old German). STARTS WITH Lu- ASSOCIATED WITH famous, warrior.
Lucho by Bigwheel1972 February 27, 2020
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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