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Lactoholic 

A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk and yoghurt, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.
Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herslef a large cold glass of Hollandia refreshing full cream milk. She was such a Lactoholic but the craving was too strong."
Lactoholic by Efferverscent December 4, 2023
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Lactoholic 

A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.
"Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herself another glass of milk this morning. She's such a Lactoholic!"

"Kasa has been excited since she discovered the Hollandia Lactose Free Milk. Finally the lactoholic can satisfy her milk cravings without worry"
Lactoholic by Efferverscent December 5, 2023
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locoholic 

Similar to locovore, a locoholic is someone who buys and drinks locally-made beer exclusively.
I used to drink Sam Adams or Stella Artois at home, but now I'm a locoholic - I only buy Philadelphia Brewing Company beer.
locoholic by crimekate March 21, 2009

LackAholic 

Someone who is always drinking, but lacks the money to buy alcohol.
Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?

Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.
LackAholic by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

Laxoholic 

that Matt O'Connor is a Laxoholic he always has his lax stick in his hands
Laxoholic by Mat O'Connor February 9, 2007

Lottoholic 

A person who can't pay their bills because they spend all their money on lottery tickets.
"Dude, why are you living in a cardboard box?"

"I couldn't pay my mortgage, I'm a lottoholic"
Lottoholic by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009