Definitions by DrinkerOfMonster

Smooch Up 

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

Smooch Up by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

Wovamp

A "word-vampire." Usually female, these are social people who tend to socialize with large amounts of antisocial people, spending short periods of time with each of them until everyone has gotten their social fill. They are called "word-vampires" because they tend to get intensive conversations out of very silent people.

Nah, she's just a wovamp. Those are her regular victims.

Wovamp by DrinkerOfMonster May 26, 2011

FTD 

Facebook Transmitted Disease

When an application takes over someone's account, they have an FTD.

Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!

Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.

FTD by DrinkerOfMonster February 19, 2011

Lovemaking 

The act of making love.

Also see sex.

Some of Bill's favorite activities with his wife includes lovemaking...

Lovemaking by DrinkerOfMonster November 4, 2009

AD-venture 

When someone is extremely bored and uses their computer to click on almost every AD they see in order to see what they can find.

After a long AD-venture, Garrett found himself subscribed to several porno magazines and with his email filled with spam.

AD-venture by DrinkerOfMonster October 8, 2009