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Love's simpliest rules. 

Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.
Love's simpliest rules. by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011
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Love's wings 

Scratches procured by someone on the back of someone else during a sexual act.
Hey man, you got some love's wings on ya!
Love's wings by doomsday's option September 5, 2024

Love scratche(s) 

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back
"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"
Love scratche(s) by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013

True Love’s Piss 

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.
Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

Dan Mack's Love Shack 

A caravan located in Essex, where locals can converse over a tinny and a piece, whilst taking in the breathtaking sights of the Buttgina Floodfields!
"I really could do with a beer"

"Lets head over to Dan Mack's Love Shack"
Dan Mack's Love Shack by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.
Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

Michael love's black cock 

Michael love's big black cock
I knew Michael love's black cock I saw him taking several big black cocks all the way down his throat and I could tell you that he was such a good little white sissy pantyboi