Loused

Totally shit-faced, or drunk off your ass.

"Isn't it a little early for them to be getting as loused as they are?"

"Wow, I was totally loused last weekend!"

by danish89 December 20, 2009

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

Losedows

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

by Erdling July 9, 2004

Mont-Louied

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.

Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!

by noyc2013 October 26, 2013

louser

A Welland, Ontario version of the word 'loser'. Defined on Memes of Welland by a spelling mistake when someone called one of the administrators a 'loser' for posting real news, but spelled it 'louser'.

This page is terrible and it should be taken down. You are a LOUSER.

by wellandmemes October 22, 2019

Lousexual

Lou sexual is where you're only interested in Louis tomlinson.

"Im Lousexual"

Harry: "im Lousexual!"

by simpforlouistomlinson November 24, 2020

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012