Louied 

When an individual is exposed to an act of masturbation after declining polite invitations to observe.

Barbara was pretty upset after she was louied on a first date with an otherwise well mannered gentleman.

Louied by Johnny Donut May 22, 2019

Mont-Louied 

Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.

Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!

Mont-Louied by noyc2013 October 26, 2013

blew a louie 

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

blew a louie by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

shave tail louie 

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

shave tail louie by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018

Louie Gohmert Pyle 

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Louie Gohmert Pyle by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

Jewish Louie 

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.

Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!

Jewish Louie by Realniiiiiiiccceeee July 8, 2022

Reverse Louie 

Reverse Louie - A phrase coined by Bubba the Love Sponge on his early morning talk show
@ BubbaArmyRadio.com Mon. - Fri. 6A.M. - 10A.M.

A reverse Louie is simply when you ask the comedian Louis CK to masturbate in front of you!

Reverse Louie - Excuse me mister Louis CK, I'm a huge fan, will you please masturbate in front of me?

Reverse Louie by Mike DeMarco February 14, 2019