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Losedowns

Winded down windows resulting from heads you win, mouse tails you lose
The listin Losedowns Alsodirect Appropriateversion of Aversion.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Losedows

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.
You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.
by Erdling July 9, 2004
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Lost unviable windows versions
Close those losedows, for your own good.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.
Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.
by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023
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LockdownSimmons

One of the best 76ers accounts on Twitter. He is a king and if his future missus sees this she should treat him as such.
Dusty aired me. Classic LockdownSimmons moment.
by Josh8ii January 30, 2021
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loredown

A riveting activity that involves immersing oneself in the convoluted depths of intricate lore surrounding a particular subject, usually found in video games, movies, TV shows, or any other geeky realm. It's like going spelunking through the labyrinthine caves of fictional knowledge, equipped with a flashlight of curiosity and a helmet of sheer determination.
When Steve began his loredown on the evolution of comic book superheroes, I swear I could hear a choir of angels harmonizing in the background. It was a transcendent experience, as if the spirit of Stan Lee himself had possessed him to deliver the most epic monologue ever.
by NeonNinja85 July 2, 2023
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