An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.
Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.
Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.
Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.
Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.
You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.
A riveting activity that involves immersing oneself in the convoluted depths of intricate lore surrounding a particular subject, usually found in video games, movies, TV shows, or any other geeky realm. It's like going spelunking through the labyrinthine caves of fictional knowledge, equipped with a flashlight of curiosity and a helmet of sheer determination.
When Steve began his loredown on the evolution of comic book superheroes, I swear I could hear a choir of angels harmonizing in the background. It was a transcendent experience, as if the spirit of Stan Lee himself had possessed him to deliver the most epic monologue ever.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.