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Lord Farquaad n Squad

A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.
Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.

Lord Farquad 

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba
Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

Lord Farquaad 

The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.

Lord Farquaad 

Lord farquaad is a straight up bitch ass motherfucker that wants to fuck Fiona and hates shrek. Also used as a insult
Some Rando: your ugly
You: says you, you Lord Farquaad lookin ass bitch.
Lord Farquaad by ...welp shit. November 22, 2019

Lord Farquaad 

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad
YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!
Lord Farquaad by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.
Lord Farquaad energy by nolandc August 13, 2019
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